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And once you've been illuminated by a truth this honest, you can't quite see the world the same way again.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mb-3 text-base leading-[27px] text-neutral-900 last:mb-0\" data-sentry-component=\"Paragraph\" data-sentry-source-file=\"agent-markdown.tsx\"\u003eThis tee is for the reader who has always been more comfortable with complexity than with certainty. For the philosophy professor who puts Kant on the syllabus not because it's easy but because it's necessary. For the literature student who has spent entire semesters inside the moral ambiguity of the great novels and emerged more curious, not less. For the thoughtful person who has looked honestly at themselves and the world around them and arrived at the only conclusion that makes sense: that we are all crooked timber, every last one of us, and that this is not a tragedy — it is the beginning of wisdom. Wear it in your reading chair on a quiet morning, in your classroom, or standing at a window watching the world think its complicated thoughts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mb-3 text-base leading-[27px] text-neutral-900 last:mb-0\" data-sentry-component=\"Paragraph\" data-sentry-source-file=\"agent-markdown.tsx\"\u003eFeaturing the full Kant quote wrapped in a striking banner design beneath a sculptural bare tree — rooted, reaching, undeniably crooked and undeniably alive — this tee comes in warm pink, sage green, and golden yellow, each color giving the design an entirely different personality while the words remain equally powerful on all three.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"my-4 list-disc space-y-0.5 pl-[22px] text-base leading-[27px] text-neutral-900 first:mt-0 last:mb-0 [\u0026amp;_ul]:my-1 [\u0026amp;_ul]:text-neutral-600\" data-sentry-component=\"UnorderedList\" data-sentry-source-file=\"agent-markdown.tsx\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"text-base leading-[27px]\" data-sentry-component=\"ListItem\" data-sentry-source-file=\"agent-markdown.tsx\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong class=\"font-medium\" data-sentry-component=\"Strong\" data-sentry-source-file=\"agent-markdown.tsx\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e100% ring-spun cotton (Comfort Colors)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"text-base leading-[27px]\" data-sentry-component=\"ListItem\" data-sentry-source-file=\"agent-markdown.tsx\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong class=\"font-medium\" data-sentry-component=\"Strong\" data-sentry-source-file=\"agent-markdown.tsx\"\u003eFit:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eRelaxed unisex fit — size up for an oversized look\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"text-base leading-[27px]\" data-sentry-component=\"ListItem\" data-sentry-source-file=\"agent-markdown.tsx\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong class=\"font-medium\" data-sentry-component=\"Strong\" data-sentry-source-file=\"agent-markdown.tsx\"\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eMachine wash cold, tumble dry low\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"text-base leading-[27px]\" data-sentry-component=\"ListItem\" data-sentry-source-file=\"agent-markdown.tsx\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong class=\"font-medium\" data-sentry-component=\"Strong\" data-sentry-source-file=\"agent-markdown.tsx\"\u003ePrint:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eHigh-quality direct-to-garment (DTG) print, durable and wash-resistant\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"text-base leading-[27px]\" data-sentry-component=\"ListItem\" data-sentry-source-file=\"agent-markdown.tsx\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong class=\"font-medium\" data-sentry-component=\"Strong\" data-sentry-source-file=\"agent-markdown.tsx\"\u003eAvailable In:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ePink, Sage Green, Golden Yellow\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"text-base leading-[27px]\" data-sentry-component=\"ListItem\" data-sentry-source-file=\"agent-markdown.tsx\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong class=\"font-medium\" data-sentry-component=\"Strong\" data-sentry-source-file=\"agent-markdown.tsx\"\u003ePerfect Gift For:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ePhilosophy professors, literature students, Kant scholars, readers who think deeply, anyone who has made peace with human imperfection — which is to say, anyone honest enough to try\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mb-3 text-base leading-[27px] text-neutral-900 last:mb-0\" data-sentry-component=\"Paragraph\" data-sentry-source-file=\"agent-markdown.tsx\"\u003eAt Parnassus Collection, we design for readers who aren't afraid of hard questions. 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